Sorry, still not a J&C sketch and not, unfortunately, a scantily dressed lady, but instead I present you with a different kind of fetish fuel. A tiny robot girl.

It’s a scene from my novel. SEL is the little robot and was created by the guy with glasses, Adie, as the first ever artificial intelligence. SEL has just woken up inside Adie’s pocket, got scared and scrambled outside, not realising where she is, only to be spotted by the Emperor. This would normally be fine for a scientist and his creation, except that artificial intelligences are illegal… so here they are exchanging a worried glance.

Exam tomorrow, wish me luck!