We now have a T-Shirt for sale. This is probably going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity.  Head over to ebay, here, and have a look. All proceeds will be used for working on the comic… that and you get a nice T-Shirt!

Only one of these T-shirts has ever been put up for sale to the general public, the only other people to own one are the artist and sysadmin of this site. The shirts are of high quality with bright and vibrant colours which will get you some admiring looks as you walk down the street. I highly suggest you check this out.

Please Vote

There is a new Jayden and Crusader Vote Incetive, please help Jayden and Crusader’s promotion campaign by voting to keep it as high as we can. The vote incentive is a J&C picture that is big enough to be used as a wall paper if you wish.

Considering that I have, over the months, got a ridiculous number of google hits from “Can Anteater’s Kill you?” I have decided to come up with other random (mostly fake headline style) google phrases to con more people into reading J&C.

• Richard Hammond does not live in Wantage
• Drunk Elephant rampages through downtown
• Extreme underwater basket weaving
• Hitler’s left hand found in museum basement
• Recipe for the elixir of life was lost by blind priest
• Anteaters cannot kill you
• There is nothing strange about Michael Jackson’s death. There should be no conspiracy theories. He was not abducted by aliens, he was not eaten by an elephant, he did not escape to the Caribbean, he is not going to be the next Elvis.
• African-Americans do in fact have fully functioning noses, despite recent claims to the contrary.
• John Lennon never died, he just went away
• Telephone explosion kills 12
• Stalin’s corpse spotted rooting through dustbins. New Zombie plague?
• Looking both ways before crossing the street has been linked to autism. Parents, protect your children, protect yourself
• If you recite the alphabet backwards while humming Yankee doodle you automatically qualify for entry into an Alaskan law school

Now if that lot doesn’t get me some insane google hits I will be very sad…

From now on Jayden and Crusader will update on Mondays and Fridays, as it used to. I am 7 comics ahead, so I have plenty of buffer. I will try to do as many comics as possible over the summer. If it becomes viable I might bump it up to Monday Wednesday Friday sometime mid-july, but I would prefer to play it safe for now.

This schedule will probably continue indefinitely, it depends how well I end up managing my time at university this October.

There will also be a very special comic posted next Saturday to celebrate Jayden and Crusader’s second year.

I look forwards to your readership in the coming year.

Oh, and I will remember to remind kirrus to change the “updates mondays” bit of the webpage, you don’t have to email us telling us that’s wrong.

I said I’d do one so I did one and here it is. More info after the pic.

As anyone with half a brain knows Futurama is back on the air. Yes, riding the airwaves on their might space ship.

Jayden is the Futurama fangirl so I thought I’d better get her reactions to this news. It was a little confusing at first how she’d react and how I could show it, but I like it. So here it is.

Sorry, still not a J&C sketch and not, unfortunately, a scantily dressed lady, but instead I present you with a different kind of fetish fuel. A tiny robot girl.

It’s a scene from my novel. SEL is the little robot and was created by the guy with glasses, Adie, as the first ever artificial intelligence. SEL has just woken up inside Adie’s pocket, got scared and scrambled outside, not realising where she is, only to be spotted by the Emperor. This would normally be fine for a scientist and his creation, except that artificial intelligences are illegal… so here they are exchanging a worried glance.

Exam tomorrow, wish me luck!

Johnathon said I should post this picture here, as well as on deviant art. so… here it is. Info after the picture

Madailéin Rowan is a potential character for Privateer, my little pet project.

The word twisp, I don’t know how I chose it but it is one I have always used for certain types of gun. Any gun I name with the word twisp in it is one designed specifically to cause pain. Massive, massive amounts of pain. Though it does also do horrific damage.

I am not sure how old Madailéin Rowan is, possibly about 32. I don’t think she has her own pirate ship… possibly just a fighter. She’s an army’s worth of pirates on her own.

Dunno if I’ll use her, I like her design. I just drew her because if I don’t draw something every now and then my brain goes kablooie.

Next time I’ll do some J&C characters.

First, I would like to apologise to anyone I offend later in this post. I am currently drunk. And I am sorry.

Tonight was my honourary 18th birthday. So I went to the blue boar, the swan and the Oak. But not necessarily in that order. It was the first time I have got truly drunk. Or merry. Or whatever, I am not in full control of my senses right now.

It took:
1 half of strong bow
1 pint of strong bow

3 rum and cokes (I dunno what kinda rum, it was sorta amber,  old jerry’s? Sea jerries?)

1 shot baileys

1 bottle of hobgoblin cider

1 shot of old something rum.

Bottle of hobgoblin

shot of rum

hobgoblin (I remember drinking three)

Shot of rum

Apple sour

Coke

Water.

That’s all I drank.

I become posher the drunker I get. Very posh. I lose even more ability to balance (I am dyspraxic) and bec0me more posh with every drink after the first goblin. I can’t even see the keyboard right now, I trust the fingers. I like the feeling of being drunk, petrified of being sick (I hate that).  Very posh, I do so become. And clarify everything. Everything. I do so do. I become a pedant everyone is scared of. I feel no pain and actions do not quite match up with feelings. I felt I must document this in words. I find everything funny. God I love this feeling

I must thank Neil, Felix and Steven for making sure I got back to my mothers car and into her care safely. I could not even walk in a straight line. Thank you those people.

Thanks also go to Daniel and to Simon for coming out with me. George was unfortunately away. I feel sorry for him.

Bloody expensive though. 5.50 for a shot of rum and a hobgoblin cider? I will kill you folks at the Swan Wantage for your horrible prices.

Thank you though for giving me the coke and water as I attempted to sober up. Little good did it do.

Thank you again to all who helped me enjoy my honourary 18th. If I remember you in the morning. Good show.

Also sorry to Daniel’s friend (I presume) who had the short hair, was 24 and had the pieced ear on his left (my right) for not punching in me in the nose. Most gracious of him.

As I said before, I am thouroughly drunk. I apologise for everything before this here written if any of it should offend ye.

Oddly, I can recite tongue twisters much better than when I was sober. My mental arithmatic has likewise improved.

I just thought I’d like to point out that it has been one year to the day since I did this page http://www.jaydenandcrusader.com/2008/05/05/2008-05-05/ which was important, it was the start of J&C’s new age. I can’t believe it’s already been a year.
Cuuuuuraaaazy!

Talk to you later guys

Hello all. Monday’s update is now up. Apologies for it’s tardyness, I’ve been offline for the past couple of days. (Was working all weekend, including being awake at stupid o-clock…)

Kirrus