The old girl is beginning to well and truly fall apart and I’m having trouble with photoshop so todays comic will be delayed.

I am saying that a lot at the moment, it is not good.

Turns out that comic punchlines that seem funny at 2 in the morning AREN’T funny when you wake up. This comic will need a liuttle retooling and then it’ll be ready.

Gimme a couple of hours.

Kinda busy, internet is sporadic, comic will be up later today. Sorry.

I’m not Allan but I try.

I’ve been out of the comicking groove for a week or so, working on my novel, so I did this as a little warm up.

We now have a T-Shirt for sale. This is probably going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity.  Head over to ebay, here, and have a look. All proceeds will be used for working on the comic… that and you get a nice T-Shirt!

Only one of these T-shirts has ever been put up for sale to the general public, the only other people to own one are the artist and sysadmin of this site. The shirts are of high quality with bright and vibrant colours which will get you some admiring looks as you walk down the street. I highly suggest you check this out.

Please Vote

There is a new Jayden and Crusader Vote Incetive, please help Jayden and Crusader’s promotion campaign by voting to keep it as high as we can. The vote incentive is a J&C picture that is big enough to be used as a wall paper if you wish.

Considering that I have, over the months, got a ridiculous number of google hits from “Can Anteater’s Kill you?” I have decided to come up with other random (mostly fake headline style) google phrases to con more people into reading J&C.

• Richard Hammond does not live in Wantage
• Drunk Elephant rampages through downtown
• Extreme underwater basket weaving
• Hitler’s left hand found in museum basement
• Recipe for the elixir of life was lost by blind priest
• Anteaters cannot kill you
• There is nothing strange about Michael Jackson’s death. There should be no conspiracy theories. He was not abducted by aliens, he was not eaten by an elephant, he did not escape to the Caribbean, he is not going to be the next Elvis.
• African-Americans do in fact have fully functioning noses, despite recent claims to the contrary.
• John Lennon never died, he just went away
• Telephone explosion kills 12
• Stalin’s corpse spotted rooting through dustbins. New Zombie plague?
• Looking both ways before crossing the street has been linked to autism. Parents, protect your children, protect yourself
• If you recite the alphabet backwards while humming Yankee doodle you automatically qualify for entry into an Alaskan law school

Now if that lot doesn’t get me some insane google hits I will be very sad…

From now on Jayden and Crusader will update on Mondays and Fridays, as it used to. I am 7 comics ahead, so I have plenty of buffer. I will try to do as many comics as possible over the summer. If it becomes viable I might bump it up to Monday Wednesday Friday sometime mid-july, but I would prefer to play it safe for now.

This schedule will probably continue indefinitely, it depends how well I end up managing my time at university this October.

There will also be a very special comic posted next Saturday to celebrate Jayden and Crusader’s second year.

I look forwards to your readership in the coming year.

Oh, and I will remember to remind kirrus to change the “updates mondays” bit of the webpage, you don’t have to email us telling us that’s wrong.

I said I’d do one so I did one and here it is. More info after the pic.

As anyone with half a brain knows Futurama is back on the air. Yes, riding the airwaves on their might space ship.

Jayden is the Futurama fangirl so I thought I’d better get her reactions to this news. It was a little confusing at first how she’d react and how I could show it, but I like it. So here it is.

Sorry, still not a J&C sketch and not, unfortunately, a scantily dressed lady, but instead I present you with a different kind of fetish fuel. A tiny robot girl.

It’s a scene from my novel. SEL is the little robot and was created by the guy with glasses, Adie, as the first ever artificial intelligence. SEL has just woken up inside Adie’s pocket, got scared and scrambled outside, not realising where she is, only to be spotted by the Emperor. This would normally be fine for a scientist and his creation, except that artificial intelligences are illegal… so here they are exchanging a worried glance.

Exam tomorrow, wish me luck!